"Stay in the Loop" with KESS INFORMANT

I think Elves came into my home and sprinkled dust on the tables and threw toys on the floor and left dishes in the sink, and.....OH WAIT THAT IS JUST MY KIDS AND DADDY! I don't know why it seems like as soon as I clean up one area of the house a different area has gotten worse. I honestly think the oldest kid of the house (daddy) makes the biggest mess out of them all. I LOVE LOVE LOVE my family, and I LOVE staying home with my children, and I understand that part of being a stay at home mom consists of cleaning (actually even if I worked out of the home cleaning would still be on my plate) HOWEVER I did not sign up to be a 24hr housekeeper. Don't get me wrong, I like having a clean home, I don't even mind cleaning, "there is a place for everything and everything belongs in its place"...I just get a little irritated when I have cleaned up a room and it only stays clean for ummmmm 15 minutes. What is really funny to me is the dishes in the sink. I am pretty good at staying on top of that, but what is funny is the man of the house. Because he does not like to wash dishes so he will buy plastic cups "to help cut down on the amount of dishes in the sink." UMMMM...why does that matter if he is not washing the dishes? I told him to just use one of the many cups that we have because I will be the one to wash it anyway, plus it is better for the environment if he is not helping fill the landfills with plastic cups, every little bit helps right? Don't even get me started on dust. As much as I would like to pass the blame onto someone else in the house besides myself, no one really can take the blame for the occurrence of dust...unfortunately I am the one responsible for fighting with the dust bunnies that seem to keep having babies. As soon as I find the village of dust bunnies a good home (in my trash can) more of those suckers show up. Where is all the dust coming from??? I really do not want anyone to answer that question, I know where dust comes from.  Any how, if anyone out there would like to come be a housekeeper for the same hourly wages that I am so lucky to receive ($0) please visit the contact us page, send me your resume and I will immediately set up an interview. The ideal candidate must love kids, have magical powers that keep the dishes clean and the toys off the floor, and must be a skilled fighter in order to eliminate the dust bunny family taking over our home.